Tomb Stone

SHOTS!! SHOTS!! SHOTS!! The house screamed at me. For a person who hates attention, attention was getting fond of me. Up in and bang!! And like that, the seventh quarter glass was empty. These fucking Russians make strong drinks. I was winning at taking shots but losing at this poker game.
“Babe, you should now stop this” warned my girl.
“Why, I am… hic! I am not drunk” like a rich guy trying to convince his mates he is not rich I objected to Linah. Yes, I am now dating Linah. How did that happen? Well she is beautiful, that’s a fact, the first thing I noticed about her was her rack, and she is what uneducated Kenyan man from the suburbs of Mwiki and Ruiru would call “slay queen” just coz she is light skinned. What is wrong with the Kenyan boy child, lack of education & we bash out the educated, but I don’t think y’all are ready for that conversation. Okay, we are getting of topic now.
I took more, I don’t know how many, shots before I passed out on the couch. Did I win a game? I don’t know.
Trrrrrrng!! Trrrrrrrng!! Loud went my phone. YouTube notification woke me up at 6. Fucking early 6 coz of a notification. All I wanted was a good sleep to take a break of my system, and a YouTube notification was all that woke me up. I grabbed my phone to check out who the fuck was posting that early.
“ASMR MASSAGE; ANIL”
Asmr is a type of massage that I have been studying for months. I might become the next Yego. I have become fond of it. I would like to offer it to someone one day or maybe someone massages me. And then it hit me, Mariah. We all have that one who we loved but never told. To me that was she. One good looking woman. Beautiful is an understatement. You know, you haven’t seen beauty till you’ve seen it through my eyes. Mariah is what you would call a true African woman. If beauty was a person, it would be Mariah.
When she said she looked or felt ugly, to me she was still amazing. I had to go visit her Instagram profile. I hope I never forgot to tell you Mariah had a kid? Did I? My bad. At first I thought it was her brother or maybe a friend’s kid. How I found out, well people tend to gossip a lot. Latest snap was her in a Gucci dera. Her sense of fashion was still dope. I scrolled through some snaps and there was this one she was at a wedding with the most beautiful dress I ever saw her. It may be from 2yrs ago, but I had to like it call it stalking coz that’s what I was doing. I had to slide in her DM.
Hey beautiful,
Hey stranger
Now, I am a stranger…
Well… you kinda ghosted me…
Not my fault or will I found a job at a different city.
Did that mean you stop talking to me?
I am not good at long distance
Why, did someone do you wrong?
Well… something like that.
She must have been a real deal to you.
Somehow but not that much.
I already hate her, she destroyed you for me.
You for me… meaning?
Let’s say something was growing in me and you are in the middle of it and I am sure it did in you?
What makes you say so?
Why would you stalk me such an early morning?
I stumbled upon your profile and so a sexy pic of you and I couldn’t help myself.
Told you, it grew in you too. Why are you up so early?
I was on youtube watching this massage video that woke me up and I kinda thought of you.
Thought of me in the middle of a massage video? If you didn’t ghost me, I would probably get that.
It will probably be written on my tomb stone “the guy who ghosted”.
We can still change that?
How?
We can meet up sometime on the weekend and I could get that massage.
I am in sexy…
All along I never realized Linah was standing behind me. Never had a single step of her coming towards me. All I heard was a breathe on my neck and her cologne deep in my nose. I turned to find an angry girl breathing like a Mexican bull.
Who the FUCK is Mariah?



It wouldn’t hurt to share…

Comments

  1. Unknown18 May 2020 at 06:19

    Is there a part 2 coming.🤔🤔
    Just curious 😇

    I loved this one

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  2. Nguhikaranja18 May 2020 at 22:46

    Breathing like a Mexican bull 😂😂😂

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