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If Men got Pregnant

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Knowing that one day I can never wake up and tell my wife that I’m pregnant, whether by surprise or by default, is actually not a bad thing. I don’t mean this the wrong way ladies, but knowing that I  can never endure that pain is actually a bonus for me as a man. That must be a very excruciating pain that a lady has to go through during delivery. But what if the status quo changed today? What if God decided that now men can get pregnant? Wake up tomorrow morning and start having morning sickness. You decide to go and visit your personal doctor early in the morning before signing in the office. After some tests he hits you in the face with a shocking statement, “...(John, Joseph, Charles, Jimmie, Stephen, Kelvin, Brian...) you know what, you are expectant, you are pregnant”. Try imagining yourself that nine months to come, from now, you will deliver a baby. You will have a growing bump on your body for sometime. Your weight will increase by a fraction each day. I have t...