Love, Sex and Comedy

  DISCLAIMER; Today's background playlist is " Sara Lugo ft Protoje - Really Like You " To my next love, hey my name is Shawn. It scares me by the fact that I don’t know whether I have met you or not. If I have, you already know a thing or two about me. I don’t have much experience when it comes to relationship, but I will want to risk it with you. I have fallen over and over yet somehow I get back into love even when I say I’m not doing it again. I don’t know the feeling of leaving someone for all my past loves have left me. I sit back every time after a relationship ends to evaluate my mistakes. I have blamed myself for all of them even when my heart feels some were not my faults. Overtime I have come to accept that I have flaws I need to work on, but I am an expert in receiving heartbreaks, yet I give everyone who hurts me a million chances to correct themselves. I have forgiven people who were never even sorry for things they have done. I am an ambivert but more o...

  DISCLAIMER!! Before you start to read, i would request you to add "Lutah Fyah - Tangled Up" to your playlist & play it in the back ground as you read. Her; In the flesh… George was now taking snaps of Veronica pretending he was scrolling his phone. I have lived with this idiot for three years, I can tell when he is about to fart. This will be a long discussion in the house between me and George. She rendered me silent for a second and for that short moment it turned out to be awkward. I didn’t know what to say to her. I had so much in my mind that I wanted to know but I did not know what to ask. She gave that shy smile. That one smile where a lady knows she dressed to create attention, keep men heads turning and ladies jealous; that smile that rubs her ego for rendering you silent. I am 100% sure this sitting positions were all planned by Steve. I turned to her friend to ease the tension around the table. I respect the different variances of melanin popping but there is...

  Dude fourth wedding this year and still you are single, are you gay? Will you hurry up or we are going to be late. Stop dodging the question and answer me. Furthermore when have you ever been early to anything; you have more warning letters than the number of jobs you’ve worked for? So it’s like that now? You started it . Wait, you are also single what makes you an exemption from this question. Aaaah!! One, I’m younger than you, and two I have had more relationships more than you’ve had, three, I have a crush and you don’t. For heaven’s sake you have more lady friends more than I do. What I don’t even understand is that ladies fall in love with you on first sight yet you are a short guy; tell me what the science behind that is. Dude I’m a stripper pole taller than you but still every lady I go after at the parties is always asking about you. I’ll answer that when we get back.   It was my first invited only wedding. So the tension was looming all over me. Wh...