Love, Sex and Comedy

My classes were almost ending and all that was running in my mind was getting the heck out of there. So, normally my weekends were just the usual boring days. I had still not known the city well. I had no " form" as we call it. It was just wake up, take breakfast, update my movie list, stay in my bed all day till the dark crippled in. Just before the classes I received a call from John (my longtime friend). "Euty niaje", screamed the caller from the other end of the call. "Poa sana, siku mob. Kwani ulikufa na hukutuitia mazishi tukule wali?" (I never understand why people are obsessed with funeral rice, that is, me excluded LOL!!) "Hahaha... ww ni panya ya grade sana, ni venye nlisanywa kale kamkebe kangu, sahi nko na contacts less sana", he said. "Ooh! poa. Sema lakini", I curiously asked. "Leo uko free twende to turn up?" he asked. Finally, an opportunity is brought on a silver platter. This was one chance i...

I will keep my eyes dry, just to drown in your tear, I will kill all my demons, just to live in your fear, I will be always next to you, just right here, I will always love you, just to run through your mind, I will learn how to cook, just to make sure you enjoy when you dine, I will walk with you in public, cause babe you look fine, I will introduce you to my friends, cause i'm proud you are mine, I will be the solution to your problems, cause I want what we have to end like this, I will be there for you, cause when you are gone it’s you i'll miss, I will hold you in my arms, just ready to give you a little kiss, It wouldn't hurt to share...

Last night I had a dream where I was on a date. I tend to have nightmares oftenly where I’m swallowed by giant, talking cockroaches and termites (I know I’m not the only ones with weird dreams. But seriously you should see the monsters in my dreams). But l just don’t know why last night’s dream was different. It’s been long since I’ve been on a date and I’d be lying if I said it was perfect. If I went for another date this is how I think it would happen. Wake up around 8.30am from snoozing the alarm since 7.00am (I’m a heavy sleeper. My mum can testify to that). Sit on my bed for about 5 minutes before forcing myself to the washroom. Irrigate the toilet basin with my eyes closed. On my way out, a thought runs in my mind, “I should have taken a dump”. I get back strip my short and sit down. When I’m through, I head to the bathroom. Stand under the shower head on my birthday suit (Can you stop imagining what I think you are imagining. I said stop. Hahaha… Your thoughts must be cor...

every time I hold your hand, you create a massacre of love in my heart, I don't care how much time we spend, much or little, all I know is fun has got "yoU" in the middle, my only one no second option, I'm loving it, lets get a caption, if only you knew how much I care, for you, I would walk with no shoes, bare, I know little about you, and i chose to stay, I will always be beside you all the way, I don't want to take taxis every morning on Mondays, but one day we'll land planes on the runways, to me you are more than a friend, and I hope this thing between us will never end, I like it when we take a walk in the park, and have a talk in the dark, let me be your moon in the night, in the dark I'm there to provide light, they are always considering me as a psycho, as I do it again and again, lets call it a cycle, I just scribbled down this shit, I didn't know how well to say it, don't consider this ...

Do you ever sit down and look at the people who surround you? Like seriously speaking. From enemies, family to friends. I decided to do a countdown of the people in my life and discovered that the circle is quite big. But I choose to group them differently. Family- this are the people you will, and have to, know all of your lifetime. They know mostly all about you. They will be there from birth to death. These people have got some advantages too. For example, get together and family meetings. These are the people who will come carrying goodies (I have to admit; I always check on what is brought. I even make a prayer, hours before they arrive, on what I want). But some of these people tend to be judgmental, not all. They are the people who will always come to see on your doings, and gossip about it on their way home (don’t you worry, years to come, I promise to give you a lot to talk about). Schoolmates- people who you studied with. You went to funkies with. You get ...