Love, Sex and Comedy

I was enjoying the fruits but I hated the work I had to put in for it. A man got to do what a man got to do. I was ever curious whether my parents ever suspected anything considering I stopped calling them more often than usual. It's Saturday 7:37pm & we are done with dinner with my so called woman. Can we leave, I got some school work to complete before Monday morning? Why are you so much in a hully & you still got tomollow? Most of the times when she spoke I almost burst out laughing but thus was where I was "investing" so my emotions had to be held back. I'm not in a hurry, I just want to be done before tomorrow night. But I wanted you to sleepover at my house. But I told you I got work to do. I know, but you can leave tomorrow morning & still make it. After some few exchange of words I gave in. I agreed to be chips fungwad by a woman my grandmother's age. To be sincere, it was not the assignment that I wanted to do, but I just wante...

With time, I have come to confide with myself the serenity of life. Call it an oasis in a stormy desert. Our hurry to achieve our goals is the storm, and life is the oasis. We are so much in a hurry to get there, and most of us will step on others to get there. We really don't care about the consequences of our actions. If any opportunity would arise now, with no hesitation, I would grab it. In opportunities, need be does not get involved. For instance, the lady... well, more so woman... has me by my balls. Having a good nature has its own consequences in life. Sometimes you need to be an asshole & fuck some shit up. I'm on my way to my morning lecture & this lady stops me. Let me create an image for you, first thing that I could tell about her was that she was from Central. People from Central just advertise themselves, even by the dresscode. When she opened her mouth, the accent confirmed it. You remember the " momo " song some years back? She was less o...