Love, Sex and Comedy

Talk of me in man's hand, His beard feels like beach sand, Yes, touch my hair, Tour me everywhere, He says I look beautiful, I say he looks handsome, For him, I promise to be dutiful, As long as everyday his love i get some, I call him a beast, He calls me a princess, Just like a feast, He wants me more, nothing less, He says I'm a lady of wonders, I say he is a man of surprises, Like storm and its thunders, His love day by day rises, He got me drooling over his love, His thoughts swifts in my mind like a dove, He crowds my lady mind, Love is really blind, How did I get to land this guy? Does he also wonder how he landed this lady too? It wouldn't hurt to share...

Her; Hey you, lets meet up ASAP. Me; Why? Any good news? Her; Lets just meet up and you’ll know. At our usual place. Me; Okay as you say miss.        ********** Me; So what’s the hurry all about? Her; So I tried to ignore the lady but I couldn’t. So last week as I was buying lunch, she passed by the shop and saw me. I had not seen her until I heard someone pat me on the back. She said she recognized me from far. We had a little chat and she wanted me to help her with the assignment. I was really tempted to say no, sure I really, really wanted to say no, but I would have sounded rude. Me; wait, she asked you to help her with the assignment? Does she know who you are? Or even does she know you copy everything even class work hehehe… (sarcastic laugh) Her; Idiot, who asked you, do you want to hear what happened or should I leave? Me; okay continue. Her; I told her that I would help her, but maybe in the evening when I’m done with my errands. To spice u...