Love, Sex and Comedy

Let me take you back to memory lane. Back to the time when school looked awesome before I joined. This was the time spending at home was too much. Let me take you back to the years when I first started school. This was the time when my nursery school teacher said I was growing gray hair on my head. Was I not angry that time? I swear that's the oldest anger I remember. Aidos must have visited me that time. A time when I first broke my leg. I was a jovial kid, like I fed on sugar every meal. This led to my falling & broke my leg. To this day I still have that x-ray pic at my mother's house. Back to when in class one, I was the shortes guy yet the second fastest in our class. Damn I was swift. Age comes with laziness & I wonder what happened. Or maybe I became fat (hehe). A time when my mother would cane me every single day of my school life. I remember once when my mother chased me out. Her exact words were, "Get out and never come back to this house. I never want...