Drunk Confession
It was months since I last stepped in this house. It was all quite & lit with candles. I staggered my way on the aisle as i supported myself on the seats. Everyone I passed along my path changed her vision towards me. It got to my attention that there was no man in the whole building. This confirms the theory,, men build houses, women make them. I got to the front & everyone had their eyes on me. Hey hey, don't leave God hanging, continue praying... you think you are the only ones who hate to be left hanging? hic!! I left them all amazed at me as I made my way to the booth. This space is really small. Trust me, if you are fat, not chubby nor thick, i said if you are fat, let the priest come to you, dont go to him. KNOCK!! KNOCK!! Is anyone home, sorry I mean, is anyone in here? hic!! HELLLOOOO!! Shhhhh... keep it down. You are in a Holy place, so keep your voice down please. Sorry. How can I help you? Father forgive me, for I have sinned. It's been mont...