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I am Worthy; Genesis

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  Dude fourth wedding this year and still you are single, are you gay? Will you hurry up or we are going to be late. Stop dodging the question and answer me. Furthermore when have you ever been early to anything; you have more warning letters than the number of jobs you’ve worked for? So it’s like that now? You started it . Wait, you are also single what makes you an exemption from this question. Aaaah!! One, I’m younger than you, and two I have had more relationships more than you’ve had, three, I have a crush and you don’t. For heaven’s sake you have more lady friends more than I do. What I don’t even understand is that ladies fall in love with you on first sight yet you are a short guy; tell me what the science behind that is. Dude I’m a stripper pole taller than you but still every lady I go after at the parties is always asking about you. I’ll answer that when we get back.   It was my first invited only wedding. So the tension was looming all over me. Wh...