Would You Reply to my Text?
Last night I had a dream where I was on a date. I tend to have nightmares oftenly where I’m swallowed by giant, talking cockroaches and termites (I know I’m not the only ones with weird dreams. But seriously you should see the monsters in my dreams). But l just don’t know why last night’s dream was different. It’s been long since I’ve been on a date and I’d be lying if I said it was perfect. If I went for another date this is how I think it would happen. Wake up around 8.30am from snoozing the alarm since 7.00am (I’m a heavy sleeper. My mum can testify to that). Sit on my bed for about 5 minutes before forcing myself to the washroom. Irrigate the toilet basin with my eyes closed. On my way out, a thought runs in my mind, “I should have taken a dump”. I get back strip my short and sit down. When I’m through, I head to the bathroom. Stand under the shower head on my birthday suit (Can you stop imagining what I think you are imagining. I said stop. Hahaha… Your thoughts must be cor...