Love, Sex and Comedy

Lately I’ve been the unluckiest dude ever. Nothing has been going my way. If it does, it won’t last for long. I blame karma on it. She has been messing me up for a long time now. I get to stare at others as they succeed. The other day I decided to bet on a game only to lose to one game only. Seriously could I not win that game (I’m complaining as if I would have won the jackpot). I think she calls me dear. Only Safaricom calls me that (and why do they call me dear when they need my money. Why not when it comes to mpesa. But we all know you don’t mean it when you call us that name). Someone tell karma to leave me alone. Please karma I don’t want to be with you. I’m not your Alejandro. I don’t want to elope with you Karma. Please don’t give me ultimatums. For once can you help me win something. I promise to share it with you (in my dreams that is). Could it be that karma has a crash on me? Could it be that she is in love with me? Please no, not this. “Euty marries karma”. What kin...

Today I come before thee, Not asking what I want to be, I’ve been silent lately, But I’ve come back greatly,  I don’t want to mess, I don’t want stress, Just blind me with success, Lord, I am a very big sinner, On summer and winter, But I want to be a winner, I’ve gone against your will, And yet you charge no bill, Without you its black, And it turns more dark, You show me a single light, And everything turns white, I just wanna be grateful for all, Cause I know my prayers never hit the wall, Cause my God, You’ll forever remain my Lord, I’ll forever praise you now and then, And to that I say Amen, It wouldn't hurt to share...