Lying Ass
DISCLAIMER; Today's background playlist is "Blaiz Fayah ft Tribal Kush - Bad" My appearance was so taxing to my friends; I had not seen them for some weeks now. Derrick was buzzing my phone after every minute, but I had the exact clue what he wanted. Traffic was hectic, the uncontrollable can be depressing, considering it’s a Friday night. I kept looking outside the car window like a conductor. “piiiiii” “piiiiii” “piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…” Me; “will these idiots just move for heaven’s sake” I kept bashing my car door. Ring ring ring… Me; “Derrick iza man” Derrick ; “Shawn, aki ya nani wewe ni nugu. Uko wapi? Me; ndo nmetoka Thika Road, nko hapa bypass nakam” Derrick; harakisha bac. Nko na mali safi nmekuekea. That was enough motivation to have me on my nerves about this traffic. The bachelor in me was dying to see this “mali safi”. I had all sorts of imaginations of what I was going to meet. The reason for our meet up was to celebrate my ...