Love, Sex and Comedy

I cannot help myself from staring at this African. The smile just gives me goosebumps; his humbleness is the icing on the cake. Forgive me my central land people but if a lady gets snatched by the lake people just let her go. In the modern society, to find a real man is a pearl amidst this walking sharks that just want to eat me. Don’t get me wrong, sometimes I need love but all the time I need money. But then again man proposes, God disposes Maybe this eagerness to find myself a man in this ungrateful depressed and broke life of mine has been steered by the way I see my older brother treating his wife. I mean in another life, if we were not related I would still be in your life as a wife. Again don’t get me long, I’m not lusting after my brother but real recognizes real. I have a fair share of my uncles mistreating their wives and I wish no one in that in their lives. My mom keeps on saying they are family, but in my case we are just related but they are not my family. I have the ...

Maureen, my favourite waitress currently. Before you get your hopes high, hear me out first, it may not go as you are thinking. I'm all about good vibes, good things. I love unique restaurants & i call them mine. I used to have one in Nairobi, Barbers, untill i visited it the other day & figured out it was closed. For all the ladies & friends I took there, none of them gave a negative review about it. From the food, background music to the hidden location. Maureen works in one of my new fav local restaurant at my home town. Visited it two weeks ago on a Sunday evening just to treat my bro & friend. Turns out I have been underestimating it. The respect I have for her is so high. Unlike those city restaurants where waitresses have to dress like  decadent twilight lasses,  you know what, we'll be back to this later. I believe in good service, & I believe I mostly offer that in any contract I get into. Probably that's why my former mini-boss calls me now ...