Love, Sex and Comedy

Dear Future Wife, I don’t know whether I have met you or not. If I have not yet, I guess my heart is about to be broken one or more times. If I have met you and not yet realized it, then my imperfections are still imperfect. I think I should work on both ideas. I don’t know what life I hold for you. I don’t know what the future has for us, but I will accept all the surprises that come with it. I have decided to take cooking lessons during the holiday, for the meals I can’t cook. Just incase you are late for work, me and the children won’t starve to death. I’ve learned to live life and expect the unexpected, so whatever comes, I pray I’ll be able to be there for you all through. Taking you to places when need be and buying you gifts. Dear Future Children, Can’t wait for you to land. I don’t care whether you will be a boy, a girl or twins of same gender or different gender, I’ll still be your father. At first I promise to be the father of your dreams (if there is such a th...

I took you for many dates, Even brought you cakes, I bought you more flowers, We had a thing called ours, I was to go on my knee, And ask you to marry me, But you really broke my heart, And you left me to hurt, Every night I was a naughty boy, You used me as a sex toy, With increased heartbeats, Under the bedsheets, Now I feel used, My feelings misused, But you really broke my heart, And you left me to hurt, I thought it was mythical, But now I need a miracle, I can no longer go out, Living a life of doubt, I can never stay, I guess I took the wrong way, You really broke my heart, And you left me to hurt, It wouldn't hurt to share...

How many of your friends will parade with you when shit gets real? There are some people who at some point of your life will become your friends, and some friends, who at some point, will become just people. Being too nice is a crime these days. Fake friends are everywhere around you. They will use you and when you are of no use, they throw you away like a candy wrapper. Not everyone you relate to is a friend. Not everyone you share with is worth dying for. There are those who are first to gossip the bad things about you. And yet they say they stand with you all the way. People who their interest comes first before others. I hate the fact that some people get judged for being real while some are getting loved for being fake. Why do you have to be in my life if you going to act like a shadow? Only there when my moments are bright, but nowhere to be seen at my darkest hour. I see no difference between you and a parasite. Only dependent on me when I have but never there when I don’t ...

Did I make the wrong choice? Or is it that you lured me? Yes.....I conquer love is blind But how does it bind? Please I need a rewind For I can't take pain as a reward You promised a bed of roses But left me laying in a pool of blood I feel like rolling in mad Maybe to replace my bruised skin Please I need a rewind I hope I'll be patient and keen When we met you looked harmless But now,you've left me armless I thought God is the sole creator Mine was just to procreate But now I have pain to celebrate Yes I can forgive but you left me with scars And surely can I forget? But worst of all you stand arrogant Making me bitter is that the law is also ignorant Am battered bruised and butchered Please I need a rewind Maybe this time I'd go for celibacy Sobs! Sobs! Sobs! Sobs! Why should a marriage make me feel robbed? ................. ........ ........... ....... Son Of A Poet .................. ........... ..........  ..... Jesse Jackson ...