Lady Love 2

Me; I have been listening, but I'm a dude, how can I help you with a girl problem? Shouldn't you be telling your so called "besties"?
Her; I can't tell them cause I stay with them most of the day times and they will tease me about it all day.
Me; Okay then, why don't you go and just talk to her? You are a lady, she won't snob you unlike if it were me. First of all, she is intelligent we can both tell by the marks she scores in the class work. Secondly, she is beautiful. You can't argue with that. A fact is a fact, so let's call a spade a spade.
Her; You think I haven't tried to gain courage and go talk to her? I mean I don't know anything about her. I might step on the wrong foot and things escalate rapidly within a blink of an eye. Then again how do you tell a fellow lady that you think you like her. Don't you get it, I'M A LADY AND SHE IS A LADY TOO. Furthermore this is kind of a taboo. It is neither allowed in my community nor my religion. I'm a Christian, a true believer in the Almighty Being, creator of heaven and earth. I know I don't follow the rules fully to His book but still I believe in Him. Try putting yourself in my shoes, my family back at home knowing how good I am (laughs sarcastically), and they somehow, out of the blue sky, find out that I have turned and they had high hopes of me getting married. Do you know what will happen to me, and the rumours that will spread? Furthermore, the image that will portray of my family. You are also from the village, you know these things. Stigmatization, disgrace and to make it worse abandonment from my friends.
Me; How can I put myself in your shoes and I don't know how ladies think?
Her; Be serious Nkt! I mean I can't imagine the half of it. My mom will call all the pastors from the parish to come pray for our house. I will be called before the deacon and that will be so embarrassing. My dad will call all the elders from the village and I will be aligned before them to answer, just like a hearing in a court. Do you know how that feels?
Me; No
Her; Me too, but I'm not willing to find out any time soon.
Me; I told you to go talk to her, I'm not encouraging any girl to girl relationship here, but you won't go since you are afraid of people knowing about it, then why don't you try surpressing your feelings. Occupy your mind with something else that will take her off your mind.
Her; Maybe that can work. I'll try it out.
Me; Good, tell me how it will go for you next week...



   ***TO BE CONTINUED***

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