Nobody Ever Realizes How Tough and Expensive it is to be Skinny

This is not my writing to begin with. I shared it cause some of the problems he is facing I face them almost everyday. I guess we are many in this category. But all in all, this is all true. You can check the writers work by visiting the link https://captionempire.wordpress.com/author/captionempire/ and you can view it all. No editing was done, pasted as copied.

People won’t realize how tough it is to be skinny, when you need to fight unnecessary battles everyday, as soon as you feel a threat. It’s likely a skinny person will crash you with his mouth than his body, just like short guys. At times they are the loudest, the most bold (like Kelvin Hart in Central Intelligence), if you get into their thoughts you’ll realize they feel ‘heavy’ more than they weigh.

You remember the 80’s and early 90’s (when people mostly guys would walk like they have leg disorders or they have one shorter leg than the other) ‘bouncing’. Yeah you might still find skinny people having that walk cause of the feeling unlike fat people who always want to be thin (the next article I might blush them to).

A skinny guy will try finding a 28-inch pair of trousers.

We are not desirable as our hench friends (unless you are Njugush, Eric Omondi or Young Thug). We don’t get so much sympathy as fat people. Instead we are just there struggling to keep up with the pace of this muscular, protein-gorging people.

A 28-inch pair of trouser? Yeah, you had me right, 28-inch, its skinny issues. Let’s take shopping for clothes for instance, to find that size is like searching for a 100 grams’ bread in a bakery unless it’s a special order. You end up looking like Aladdin because you have to wear trousers that are too big, and then find a tailor to trim them for you at a cost. Now you see how being skinny is getting expensive. Shirts are even worse my friend. Xs been too small for skinny, well you go for S which turns out to be too big also, leaving so much material under the arms and you end up looking like a flying squirrel.

Leave alone clothing, let’s go for a work out, since we always feel bold at times. We always struggle with our fitness; we look like cheerleaders in a gym. We’ll be like, “hey dude that’s a lot of weight I ain’t trynna crash my entire future”. This are things fat people don’t experience. When a fat guy enters a work out session, people stop working out to look, “woow atleast they trynna do something”. Ah ah skinny won’t get that, infact, no one will realize you are working out until you start jumping from one machine, to the other cheerleading the others. We are the kind of people who won’t help you relocate to a new house so as not to expose how embarrassingly weak we are. This becomes so bad when a girl asks you to lift something or she asks to jump on your back (like it happened the other day with my friend asking to jump on my back for me to carry her), and you agree hoping you’ll be able to do so without breaking into tears or collapsing, but, Lord have mercy, it takes every fibre of your body to do so. You will also get relegated into a pitiful role when your friends realize how weak you are, like being asked to carry a chair while they are carrying the tables or being asked to get hold of the middle of the table while they are lifting the ends. But skinny ladies don’t experience this. They will always have someone to do things for them.

If you know someone skinny, go easy on them. Like me, they’ve probably had a lifetime of being picked last for sports like running, with fear that the wind might carry them away, and dressing terribly. But it’s not their fault. Get to know them and become friends with them and you’ll discover skinny people have lots of other merits like being cheerleaders alongside big guys to fight their battles for our big mouths. But don’t rely on their use of strength.

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