THIS IS NO CONSOLATION

Before I continue, and you start judging and criticizing me as ussual, you should know this is not my story, actually its not even my article. I got a friend, Morgan Karanja, a blogger like me. So I thought of sharing his article. He is a media practitioner in Moi University. You can also checkout his blog through the link http://www.morganmorgoh.blogspot.co.ke.

A man can only persevere only for a period of time: I mean I have waited for about a month to get a sign be it a “hey?”. Missed call from an unknown phone number, change of status to at least, “aww I just can’t believe someone hit me on a blog…,” worst of all an effort to even try to put me in the friend zone (to be quite honest am glad this one did not happen) which leads me to the conclusion on this issue there is either one of this two things that happened; one, either she didn’t get the memo or apparently she is sending out one. I cannot also forget to highlight the issue maybe she’s one of them damsel that didn’t support the marriage proposal on the Sakata Dance Show.

All of ye religious persons forgive me in advance if I happen to use this saying or quote I appropriately but cannot find another one that would suit my position currently. It goes something like this if you pray for something there are three responses to expect; NO, YES, MAYBE,….. NOT YET, LATER….. k sorry just messing with you I told you earlier not so sure! Please remember this paragraph.

So it’s one of those moments one is seriously thinking about his life and having a monologue with oneself.

Me: Sportpesa ii wikendi itaniinua

Me: nikapata ako 50k aaah nyama kila siku, alafu swimmo, manze ii sem ata sijafikanga f2 sijui ka ata ilifungwa

Still me: alafu manze ii dry spell enyewe at least siitoi na Vaseline…… (and then your other self kicks in again in a sarcastic convincing tone)

Me: hehe dude two out of three f***s you give are horrible that’s not going to change even with some money {end of monologue}

Then I remember this chic that checked me out on one day at an event and most sure that it was an accident, chatted a little then parted ways without even exchanging contacts. I get down to wondering could she be really into me or it was just one of those weak moments this campo chics really get their ego down. I dismiss this idea with, should we meet again and she shows interests am not going to let go.

What do you think happened next?.....

Now this is me, Euty. Before you go, off late I'm all about curiosity. I've got one question for you Morgan, at what time did you realize Vaseline was the best for you? why not Valon, Kimbo

or even engine oil? But who I'm I to question your "intelligence"... Maybe Vaseline satisfies you more.

It wouldn't hurt to share...